Difficulties of the Chinese Zodiac-Monkey

I am a monkey, commonly known as Homo, and I rank ninth in the Chinese Zodiac . Humans make us ninth and fourth from the bottom. We monkeys have always had big opinions. I appealed to the Human Ranking Committee for thousands of years, and every time it was "no news about the mud cow entering the sea." Because human beings take our opinions as the breeze of their ears and ignore them. They are really doing their own way, without a monkey in their eyes. Today, at the risk of "killing the chicken and the monkey", we boldly filed our complaint to the China CCTV "3.15" gala.

From the perspective of blood relationship, we monkeys and humans are close relatives, and both belong to primates. Your human scientist Darwin verified that monkeys are the ancestors of humans, and humans evolved from monkeys. This view is regarded as a standard by mankind and is known to women and children. However, human beings act hastily on such a serious issue of zodiac rankings. For the sake of harmony, they actually disregarded the reputation of monkeys, and ranked randomly, unfairly, and contrary to family affection. It is really a forgotten ancestor! Doing so can only make the loved ones hurt and the enemies quicker.

In terms of contribution, we monkeys have done earth-shattering things for mankind. Monkey King Monkey is an outstanding representative of our monkeys. I think he was promoted and used by the Tang Seng of Bole and helped Tang Seng to go to the West to learn the scriptures. Although he was often misunderstood by the Tang Seng, he did not forget the grace of knowing encounters, the affection of master and apprentice, and enduring humiliation. After ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, the truth was finally retrieved. Imagine that without Monkey King, can Tang Seng survive? Not to mention completing the great cause of learning. Human beings think of us when they are in trouble. They cool us aside when they talk about merits and rewards. They also say that we are ignorant and unreasonable. Besides, the Chinese zodiac ranking is just a false name, and there is no need for human beings to give out any prizes. It's no wonder that the human heart has been wrong.

From the point of view of ability, apart from the tigers in the forest, we are the monkeys. Otherwise, how could there be a saying that "there is no tiger on the mountain, and the monkey is the king". Therefore, no matter how bad our ranking is, we can only rank behind the tiger and sit fourth. Our monkeys are agile, can jump freely, touch and roll, we are crazy, we are alone. The tiger coveted us, staring at us, and could only catch up with the dust. I gave this fourth place to rabbits. Could it be that rabbit meat is better than our monkey meat. It really tastes softer than others. Besides, our monkey brains are a great tonic. Are you humans eating too little, leading to such a low IQ, or is it fascinating? Of course, if we eat like this, our monkeys are not far from extinction. (Chinese Zodiac http:///shengxiao/)

Finally, we call again: the Chinese zodiac should be cracked down and overturned. If human beings insist on going their own way and continue to fight, we will go to the fairy world to invite back the "fighting and defeating Buddha" Monkey King. You humans know how powerful he is. Even the great man Mao Zedong praised "The golden monkey rises up to a great rod, and Yuyu clarifies the mile. Please wait and see!