The Distress of the Chinese Zodiac-Chicken

I am a chicken, and I rank tenth in the Chinese zodiac . Birds like us are born for human consumption, and the end is to shed the last drop of blood and give everything to mankind. In order to eat us, human beings have tried their best to come up with cooking tricks such as simmering, burning, steaming, frying, and roasting. After cooking our corpses , they take tempting chickens, broiled chickens, chickens, and spicy chickens. The name is the same for foreigners, what is the name KFC (ji). Our meat is rich in nutrients, men eat to nourish the kidney and yang, women eat to nourish yin and blood, mothers and children eat milk to replenish their bodies, children eat to increase their height, and the elderly eat to prolong their lives. In short, we cannot do without our chickens on the human table.

We smashed the bones for human beings, but humans always cross the river to tear down bridges and do many ungrateful things to us. As evidenced by history, the idiom of "killing chickens and beating monkeys" has caused our ancestors to be wronged for thousands of years. Monkeys are naughty and mischievous. If you don't listen to them, you can't control them. Just use our chickens to vent their anger, as "scapegoats", and even the sheep can't be peaceful. It's really a life-threatening life, don't treat poultry as a human being! He also made excuses for the monkeys. The good name is that monkeys are afraid of seeing blood. Is it possible to let our blood flow in vain in order to make the monkeys afraid? Besides, are the monkeys scared? Isn't it just eating the fruit from your tree and breaking the corn in your field?

Although this is about Chen Guzi's chaos and old accounts, who can settle for us? Anyway, there are not many monkeys anymore. Naturally, there are fewer and fewer things to kill chickens and monkeys, and most of them can only be spread verbally. But mankind did not learn the lesson. Instead, it has intensified, not only destroying us physically, but also spiritually destroying us, so that we have a bad reputation in the kingdom of six animals. The five animals in the six animals are all mindless. Distinguish the truth from the false, so we attacked our chicken group, making it hard for us to stand up. what is that? It turns out that there is a buzzword in the world-making chicken. It means that the morality of human society is degraded, everything is forward to money, and there are more and more women who are prostitutes, and they are everywhere. Humans love face, behave as bitches and set up archways. It is not clear that prostitutes, because "chicken" and "prostitute" are homophonic, So our chicken has become synonymous with whore and bitch, everywhere, it's really wrong! This is also to blame Cangjie, what is not good for us, we must take a chicken. (Chinese Zodiac http:///shengxiao/)

We take this opportunity today to submit an application to the Human Animal Naming Committee, pleading for a renaming of our chickens, as long as it is not homophonic with "prostitute", we can choose any name. This is by no means a trivial matter, otherwise we are the weak. There will be "restlessness". Send us some mercy!